Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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