I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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