I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
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