I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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