I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I FOUND THE LEGS
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
Randomize
