She's JV to your varsity
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Randomize
