i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
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I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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