Im at strip club and am horny
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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