Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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