how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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