I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
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