i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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