4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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