Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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