so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
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As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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