Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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