I smell stomach acid.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
