His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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