if you like me you must not know who I am
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I'm always down for nudity.
the raccoons are back...
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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