life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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