Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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