i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
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I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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