i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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