Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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