Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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