May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
okay i am so sorry that i pulled a knife on you last night but seriously that woman knows how to throw a party.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
