Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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