I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
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