You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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