Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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