Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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