he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I had to cum in my sink.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize