How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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