So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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