i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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