Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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