Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
