So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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