this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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