I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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