Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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