I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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