I wish my penis had an off switch
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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