K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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