You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
