i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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