just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
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