margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
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