Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
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