How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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