Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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