You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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