YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I need water and some morals
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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