There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
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