Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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