Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
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