Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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